The business name and domain is "ThatMerchantServicesGuy"- we do Credit Card Processing.... it's a shady industry with shady sales people

We eliminate the BS with no contracts, no equipment cost, and $1000 guarantee to actually say the clients money.

We're the top 1% and are keeping the garbage/junk out of our business model


A picture is worth a thousand words, but our word is worth a thousand bucks!

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