Very Funny Names for Christmas Candles.

Think of funny things Christmas related and scents associated with Christmas. The name of the candle must be super funny or quirky to work.

We are a Candle Company, "The Candle Daddy (http://www.thecandledaddy.com). We strive to make candles that have funny names and even better high quality scents. Funny names are great but when the funny name relates to a scent or color of the candle then you have a potential winner. One could type in a web search for candle scents or fragrances to get ideas.

Here are some examples of our current candles (non-Christmas ones for the most part) that our internal team has come up with and are currently selling well on line and in stores:
Deez Nutz (banana nut bread-hazelnut vanilla scented candle)
Bofa Deez Nutz (banana nut bread-hazelnut vanilla scented candle)
Morning Wood (cedarwood vanilla scented candle)
Basic Bitch (pumpkin spice latte scented candle)
Toke Cloak (odor/smoke eliminator candle)
Blue Balls (Blueberry scented candle)
Show Me Your Melons! (watermelon/cantaloupe)
I'm Sick of Your Shit (Odor eliminator candle)
Dicken's Cider (apple cider candle)
Swamp Ass (terrible smelling candle)

...and here is a list of some candle/names in development/Christmas/among others
Santa's Sack (unsure of scent on this one at this time)
Well Hung (unsure of scent on this one at this time)


...we have a list of close to 8,000 other names that are in development or did not make the cut, so it is very likely that suggested names in this contest are already on our ideas list that we are constantly updating.

We are always looking for more funny names on candles, don't be afraid to double up on a scent or idea theme we are already working on.

We are also looking for things that people are passionate about (golf/tennis/hunting/fishing/hobbies/their dog/politicians) and coming up with funny candle related names related to these passions. We are also looking for holiday related names (CHRISTMAS RIGHT NOW/Birthdays/Valentine's Day, etc). We are also looking for good names for a motor oil scent, gasoline scent, leather scent, burnt rubber scent, wood fire place scent, racing fuel scent, licorice scent, melons scents, nuts scents, beef, bacon, coffee, beer, whiskey, dirt or mud and smelly candles. Any normal candle scents with a good funny name is great too. Keep in mind we are a unique candle company so we have unique names and unique scents. BUT WE ARE MOST LOOKING RIGHT NOW FOR FUNNY CHRISTMAS CANDLE NAMES.

Good Luck and remember, please, the more the funny name relates in some way to the scent or the color the better.

Thank you,

The Candle Daddy

Product Names

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Santa's Ass
Mings Dings
Sugar Daddy
Kiss My Ash
SnoBalls
Balls Of Holly
Ring My Bell
Hairy Chestnuts
Roasting your Chestnuts
Jolly Old St. Licorice
St. Nicks Nasty Knickers
Camel ye faithful
Selfie Elfie
But wait, there's myrrh
Snowballs to the Wall
Christmas Creamin
Why The Duck You Lighting
Yule Brew
Rise & Grind
Vixen's Cinnabum
Open Fire
Xmas Tree With No Balls
Ginger Twearks
Rain Nosed Red Deer
Butter Not Pout
Evergreen Peen
Bare Tree
Mam'a Grahams Ginger Bread Delight
Sugar Plum and Peppermint Vomit
Coallumpscious
Whet Treem
Sausage Party
Christmusty
Ewe Brew
Vegan Wrapping Paper! Any vegan scent as long as it's vegan!
Mrs. Claus on Santa's p!pe
Simple As ApplePie
mint me in the back
Vanilla Beans
Morning breath
Candle Elysian
Fruit Tart Fart
Cow Skin
Fresshy
Daddies Candle
Santa's Yuletide "Log"
Angel Sex
SnowyFlakes
moist putain candy
Nazareth Drift
Balsam Bloom
Raunchy Reindeer Rear
Eggplant Peach
Smile candle
Bascents
Shove the PineCone Up Your Ass
Sleigh&Cliff
Oh yeah, right there deer.
Will Farrell's Birches and Hoes!
Fudge Bar Up In This Bytch
Tenniz Sentz
Scratch Your Chestnuts
Santa Boobies
Eid Lights
One Bad Apple
Three Wise Guys and Some Herbs
Oh Hoely Night
Elf Sweat
DonnersDung
Slutty Ho
Helly Jollly Time
chriscentual
Aromaman.ly
PipSqueek Candles
Fresh Finds
Chocolate rich up in this b!tch
Soccer Mom
Cream Puff and Pass
ginjas
Scent of Heather
Hola birch
Rudolfs Rash
Ligma Candy Cane
Up in this b!tchimney
Lube Wickies
moist cockbell surprise
I'm a Jew
Melt
Fried Bananas
Off Her Rocker
Scrooge Splooge
Clove Glow
Deck your Halls
Potted Plant
Ho Joy Jolly
Santa stops at 3 ho's
Suede
Unruley Horny Reindeers
Good for Santa
Fresh Holly
It's That Time of Year
only christmas candle can prevent forest fire
Kiddie Table
Silver and Gold Digger
Ralf on a Shelf
Pear tree
Buy Buy Love
Ho Made EggNog
Punch bowl
Cherrypopper
it's not gonna lick itself!
BerryBomb NoseSplode
Spicy Beyotch
Vixens Vapor
Elf on a Shelf
Whiskey Me
It Makes Scents
Elf Sharts
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip
SweetHearths
SpruceUp For Christmas
Burp Odor Foul Rotten Egg Smell
Ra pum pa pum pummeling plum
Cotton Candy Confusion
Kush Kringle
100 percent that Birch !
Jiggle balls
Fromunda Santa's Bag
Banana Republican Flambe
Froggers
Snifty Snowman
Regifted
Merry xmas
Dear Santa
chesnut dream bulge
Hot Damn
Chestnut Litties
One Frosty Beyotch
ShuggaFlake
Results 100 percent that Birch !
Holidazed Relaxation Candle
Get you mandle
Loving Scents
Big ReindeerWick
Snowflake
Bows and Hoes
Flock'n Kids up in this b.i.t.c.h
Kissnsanta cherry cookie scented
humping scrooge cider
Dashing As We Glow
DoodyGarland
HunnyComb Bunny Slope
Choke A Doke
Childhood Souvenir
Chestknobs Roasting
Jack Frost nipping at your nips
Carrot Nose
Prancers Penis
Two Elves One Candy Cane peppermint scent
Elfing yummy at the Y
Color Blind
Wax on Wack Off
ImaHotty SaysPineKnotty
Clitaroma
Sugar nips
Hello Dolly
Elf You Two
Leather Jesus Sandals
joy to the world blah blah blah!
It better to Recieve Lol
Holiday PineyWoods Pecker
Rudolf brown butt
Merry Jingle Toe
Dead Presidents
Five Manage A Tois 5th Day of Christmas
Christmas Carousel
secret dildo
Fart Smart Odor Eliminator Holiday Edition
Merry CatPiss!
Happy Hohoholidays
Red Nose Jizz
Santa's a Snack
Candslin
Cringy Candles
Xmasia
Comets courtesy flush order eliminator
fiestas
candy nut cunt
Dasher Hardly Know Her
Sassy Spice
Birch and I
Walk of Shame
Donkey Punch
Puppydog Tails & Candied Snails
Hot Flamer Boy
Christmas Tree and Reindeer Pee
Cock and balls
Nooty
Christmas Crackhead
Smell'n Saint Nicz
Plastic Crappiness
Jingle Bish, Please
Christmasegy
VestalVirginVanilla
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Airite
Pine cone
Not a Gift
Daqhairy
It's A Wonderful Light
Candshing
Kamasutra
Ug Lee Candles
CandleProper
Who let the dogs out
Put some pepper in my mint
Christmasella
Ho Claus
Santa's downy
Le Tits Now
I Saw My Mommy Pissing Santa Claus
Just Gettin' Along
Schweddy Balls
Frankincest
Very Merry Elves
Glogg Smog
Nappy Dugout
Stop elfin up
Hoes Hoes Hoes
Camel Toe
Thors jammer
Christmousse
Bukkake
ButterScotch Candles with the smell of brown sugar and butter
Funky Gift Rap
Cold as a Witches Titty
Offroader Odor
Kris Kandle
Scentphoria
Fart Ridge
Sweaty wood
Mama's Jewelry
Figgy pud it right here
Santa's Biatch scented to enhance your mood
Mrs. Clause's Undies
Stank Ho Ho Ho
Secret Santa. don't tell the scent of the candle
Randy Rudolph
TopShelf Elf. Cannibus scent or odor eliminator
Staggering Apple Betty
Rudolph is Lit
Bah Humbug Eggnog Grog
Eggnog Gobblin
Christmas Nookie
Toasted Nutz
Sleigh Me
Grab your Elf
Icy Hoe down
Elf's Secret Stash
santa's cookies
Loose Moose
I Touch My Elf
Elf off the shelf
Mommies Little Mistake
Roasted Nutz
deer droppings
Stuffed Stockings
Pickle In The Tree
Stick it Up Your Chimney
Pines & Needles
Stocking Stuffer
Big Peppermint Stick
Festive Floozy
Crisp Krinkle
Reindeer Tracks
Santa's Sweaty Sack
Booze and Cookies
Silver Ballz
Grandmas Freaking Fruitcake
Crispy Cringle
The North Hole
Yule Be Sorry
Grannies Christmas Cardigan
Ho ho mofo
Tinsel Teaser
Rudolph's Rack
Merry Kissmyass
Sugar my cookies
Hung with Care
Such a HoHoHo
Insane Candy cane
Nutmeg On My Face
Hard North Pole
Deck Your Balls
Elf Snot
Ugly Christmas Sweater
Jack Off Frost
Mrs. Claus's Red Snapper
Lump of Coal
Frosty Nuts
Santa's Socks
Elfcare
Tingleballs
Grinch stench
Gingerbread Gangstas
Deer Beer
Nut'n But Pricks
Love You Alatte
RudeElf
Warm Cockles
I Got A Woodie! fireplace scent
Swiggy Pudding
Whiskey DickEns
Yuleturd Log
Shelf Elf Fudge
Kandy Kane in my pocket
Ho's Birches
Festive Fart
Elf on Yourself
We Don't Need No Stinking Grinches!
The Maids A Milkin'
Nuttin' Nutcraker
Christmas "Package"
Santa's favorite ho
It's the most wonderful time for a beer
Elf This!
Gotcha by the Snowballs
Stinky Stockings
Deck The Balls
Ghost of Christmas Ass
Gingerbread Man Cave
Tangled Tinsel
Santa's Surprise
Unicorn Farts
Roast These Nuts
Fleece Navidad
Scrooge You!
We Three Dingalings
Snicker Poodles
Mistletoejam
Egg Noggin
Santa's Hoe Down
Wifey Claus Whaletail
Trumps toots
Yellow Snow! Oder eliminater with sparkles.
Schweaty Balls
Don't be a Flake
Jingle Ballsy
Great Balsam Fire!
Santa's Got A Brand New Bag
Santa's Hairy Coconut Balls
Blazing Pinery
Nuts in a Twist
Smell my Sugar Plums
Merry Martini
Pass the Regrets, Please
Nice to be Naughty
Tinsel licker
Toasty Chestnuts
Funky Frosty
Wintertime Woody
I'm grinch rich up in this b!tch
HoHo Holly
Nutty Meg & Sinamon
Busted Chestnuts
3 Ho's for Santa
Rebel Without a Claus
Sleigh all day
Whiskey Santa
Elf Wisdom
Kringleberry
This Candle is Lit!
Do You Smell What I Smell?
Up Your Tinsel
Nuttin but Stockings
I'll be drunk for Christmas
Kitten in a Mitten
Nut Ugly
Shut the Stuffing Up
Elfing Around
Tipsy Christmas
Roast your chestnuts
Nuttin in my Stocking!
North Pole Dancer
Brewdolph
Gangster Wrapper
Sugar Baby
Come Pine Me
Oh Deer
Ima Ho Ho Ho
Joy to the wood
Don't Go Bacon My Heart
Tinkle All The Way
Santa's Beer Belly
Reindeer Games
Ballsac Balsam
missile toes
my nuts roasting on an open fire. chestnut scent
Shiver Bells
Vanilla Spice Girl
Snowman's Carrot
CandleMas
Peckerwood
Deck My Balls
Mistletoe Makeout
Merry Litmas
Naughty Nuts
Crack Your Nuts
One Fruitcake for All
Ginger Farts
Elf EarWax Caramel scent
Squeeze my Melonballs
Holly Jolly Hussy
Jingle Bell Jizz
Christmas Thyme
Ginger minge
Waxed chestnuts
Eau d'Elf
12 days of regret
Crazy Nut Cranberry
Hang Low Miseltoe
Unwanted Guest Repellant
Jingle Smells
Twigs and Berries
Christmas Brandy
Santa coconuts
Birches n Hoes
Garbage on 34th Street
Hot N Baked cookie scent
Lick my candy cane
Robin Layed An Eggnog
frosted buns
Holly Jollies
Santa's Twig & Berries
Broken little ginger house
Christmas Bush
Twitterpine
All Elfed Up With Nowhere To Go
Nuttin' for Christmas
Soot & Tie
Bust A Nutmeg
Pop This Cherry
Let It Glow
Poodolph
Rum Drunk Elf
Yule Hole
Spoiled Eggnog
Yuletide Slime
BlackBoot Bomb
Holly Pricks
I put out for Santa Claus
Night BeForest
Santa's Big Sack
Party Pooper
The HollyJolly Lites
Drunk on Eggnog
Elf Who Smelt It Dealt It
What The Elf?
Vanilla Icicle
Elves hung like mistletoe
Special Snowflakes
Naked Snowman
Holly sh!t evergreen and wood scent
Santa's Lil Helper
Let's get Blitzened
Lit AF
Santa's Milk and Cookies up in this b
Wisemen Crack
Bawdy Pine
Mistleglow
A Coal Day in Hell
Santa's South Pole
smells of holly
Cracked candy
Effin Elfs
Sleigh Away
Holiday Spirits
Holy fluck
Snow Job
Santa's Smelly Socks
Sleigh my Name
Santa likes my cookies
Candlezilla
Santa's Hot Breath
Bowels Of Holly
Dingleberry Rock
Snow Me the Money
LoveYourElf
Jingle All the Way
Mince Pie Magi
Scents of humor
Jolly Balls
SpikedNog
Schnappin Around The Christmas Tree
Tide one over
Hugh Jass Candles
Santa Manthra
Here cums Santa
Hippy Holidaze
jingleberry
Mandarin Mistletoe
Naughty and Proud
Lit Up Rudolph
Festivus Funk
Keg Nog
santas jollies
Yule Hurt Your Elf
Overworked Elf Sweat
Kinky Grinch
Stank Goodness
Island of Misfit Sex Toys. Cherry or Tropical Scents
Cream filled buns
Mistlehoe
Don't Get Your Tinsel In A Tangle
Fizzle shizzle
Pimptown Peppermint
Dysfunctional Christmas Dinner
Naughty and Nice
Holly Bally
Reindeer Magic Dust
Santa's Snosberries
WoodBerry Christmas
Nutty Noel
HornyStNick
ELFIE on Fleek
Carol of The Smells
The Naughty List
Kranky Santa
Smells like snowballs
Bad Reindeers
Stone Coaled
Peppermint Hurl
HoHoHoez
I'll Be Boned for Christmas
Merry Jane
Roast deez nutz
Twisted Spice
Grinch Ass
The Grinch
GingerBread Housing
Santa's snot
yippee ki yay
mistlehole
Mincemeat pie
Get Lit by the Fire
Ain't that a birch!
Better SeXmas
Santa's Secret Stash
I'm sexy and I snow it
Such a Pumpkin Prick
Ho made gingerbread
Elf's Maid
Cold as Balls
Raindeer Dropping
Spoiled Sugarplums
Santas Smelly Sacks
Flakey Date Night
cane game
Too much Elfin' Tinsel
Frank N. Cents
A Jewish Noel
Christmas Crapper
A North Pole Stripper
Santa's Spicy Nuts
On the North Pole
ReGiftaScence
Elf off
The Flake went CocoNuts
Bootleg Pumpkin Pie
American Cream Pie
The Morning After
Snow and Sleighbells
Red Pant Party
Ginger Snapped
Santas Goodies
Show me your latte
Good at being Naughty
Christmas Carol
Eggnog Melts
He's Hot Cocoa
6 Dirty Sluts
cinnaman you fine
Merry xposed
Singed Butt Hairs
Yuletide Countryside
Deck The Halls With Bowls Of Holly
Santas Sac
Elf MILF
Fir Goodness Sake
Mad Mistletoe
Holly's Berries
Elf Weed
Aromatic Armpit
Clinton's Cigar
Elf UrSelf
RandyCane. peppermint and whisky mix
Deck Them Balls
Balls O Coal
Squat and Gobble
Dancer candles
ShuggaSanta
Naughty Claus
Saint Dick
Life gives you Lemons
Mint Condition
Santas Balls
BurntBacon
Cinnamas Day
It's Lit
Nutty Mind
Tinsel the Season
Kiss Kris Kringle
Romeo and Birch
Santa balls
Pining for You
Nasty Nog
Coal in my Stocking
Smelly Balls of Holly
Coming down the Chimney
No Assembly Required
Granny's Ass
Its Fir Christmas!!
Jolly Saint Prick
Grapes Of Wreath
Holly Jollys
Are you Elfing Kidding me
Under The Mistle Toe
Hot Cocoa Harlot
Grandma Got Runover
Hot HoHo
Sleigh 'Em Red
Little Cummer Boy
Expired Milk & Cookies
Rum and Eggnog
Pumpin Pie
Sugar Momma
Cheap Chinese Crap
Prick Up Pine
Oh deer!
Yule be Tide Up in dis
Elf on The Milf
Bring ur fine Elf Home
Taking Elfies
Mary Jane and Joseph
rude off
9 Reindeers & Some Ho Ho Ho's
SantaNads
Burnt Turkey
Chained Reindeer
The Weather Outside is Frightful, Because, Climate Change.
Santa sleeping
nippy titty noel
Slay Balls
Sugar Mama
O Holy Night
raindeer nut
GingerBread,Man Up In This B!tch
Kandy On My Cane
Rudolphpoop
Elf B.O.
Santa Stud
Elf Balls
Hoe Hoe Holiday
ImPeachMint
Santa's Hoe Hoe
SexySanta
SilverBalls
Fir ball
Candy Cane Cure
Snowballs on Snowmen
The Jingleheimerschmidt Stick Sunlight Candle?
Kris Kringle Krisp
Green snot pine
Pine Nutz
Merry Chrysanthemum
Mike NutsLong
Comets Crotch
Skinned Reindeer . Leather Scent
YuleLog Dawg
Merry Elfin Christmas
A Vulture in A PearTree
Yuletide Wine
Chaps my ass
Snow Crusher
Toot
Reindeeer Crap
Noel Backwards Is Leon
Holiday Hoes
Jingle his balsam
Santas merry banana
Chimeny Peep
She's a Cougar
Dingle Bells
Mistleblow
Candlex
Mulled Wine
Christmas Candles Never Sleeps
Mistle Toe Affair
Hoof on the Roof
Jolly AF Up In This B""""
Vanilla Spice Twinklers
Elf Nog
Upon A Midnight clear
elf dung
Logs on the Fire
Snobby Eggnog
Christmas Bun in the Oven
Santasbutt
Mistletoad
Party Puke
Candy Cane
Ebeneezery
I saw Daddy Porking Santa Claus. Bacon scent
Hot Cocoa Mojo
Deer Dump
Penis Colada
Bulging Sack
Winter blows up in this b
Hohoho Pour the Merlot
Crabby Grandpa
Burns my ass
Ho ho hoes
Scrouge booze
Hairy Leggnog
Jurrasic Nutz
Pricks & Britches
It's Santa FREAKIN SMELL !
Jolly Golly Gin
Jingle my bells
Deer Rear
Got Pine Pricks all up in this b itch
Jolly Old Saint Prick
A Pineful Slow Burn
Rudolph's Craic
Eggnog on your face
Birch, Please
Nut Lover
Cupid's Pits
Brandy Apples
Christmas & Chill
Fir Baby
Naughty Elfin Elves
Clauses Cookie Ho
Santa's Cranberries
Yellow Snow
Santa's Ho's Cinnamon Britches
Log and Egg Nog
Yule Sparks
Sweaty Xmas
Baby its cold outCider
st nick peppermint
A little nutty
Flock the Tree
Santa and his dirty hos
Can't Candle The Truth
Down&Dirty! Woodfire or Dirt Scent
CinnaCherub
Candle MistleToe Jam
Sno Kinda Holiday
Robin Laid An Egg
Jingle Ballz
Unpleasant Plum Pudding
Mazel Tov
Tinsel Town
santas candy stick
Elf Rules
Scrooge is the Christmas Spirit
Cinnamon Trolls
Christmas Ark
Chrissybell
The Cat's Ass
Krampus Kitch
HotTime Cocoa
Holla dazed
Mistlenose
Coal Sack
Dreamy
cummi bears
Minty Christmas
Redneck Christmas
Shaken not stirred
GINgle Belles
Dick in a box
Cinnamon Shady
Resting Grinch Face
Angel Poop
Merry berry
Xmas Deer Jerky
Lucky Under da Mistletoe
Santa's Farts
Snow Bored
Rudy Tooty
Santa's Lap
Rainbeer Nuts
Cuckoo 4 Candycanes
Santa Spice
Candle Trim
Snow Bunny
Elfing Ugly Candle
Pump Kin Pie
Five Golden Showers
Best Scents
Stench of Santa
Elf Gel
Saint Prick
Past Gas
OPA! for liquorice scented candle because it smells like Ouzo, Greek liquor
Orgasm wonderland
egg nuts
Hot Chocolate Log Hut
I got Nuttin for Xmas
Holy Wax
Santa Ass
Old Man Scrooge's Ass Gas
Elves' peppermint Bells
Santa's Winkie and Wassail
Merry Funkin Christmas
Old Brown Suitcase
WalNutz
Rudolph's Poop
Rock & CinnamonRoll
Scentsy Candles
Crazy Cranberry
Misfit Island Breeze
KussNANA
Juggling Elves
Baby's Daddy Santa
Charred Santa Whiskers
Grinchy Poopourri
Holly Shi!
I've been naughty so what!
Berry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal!
Aromacoma
Cookie Crumz
Grinch's Evergreen
Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear
HangTen Christmas Balls
Elf Farts Christmas Sugar Cookies
Some Balls Balsam
Cookie Cat
Santa's Fat Ass Candle
Silent Bright
Christmas Romp In The Sleigh
Angel Candy
Kissing Santa Claus
jolly dongle balls
Elfluver
Fa ra ra ra ra
Arrest These Scary Gentlemen. Bacon scent
Gingerbread Spice It Up
Drop a Yule Log
Candy Ass
Son of a birch
Jingle Balls and huge packages
Butt n' Nutcraker
Arm Candy Canes
Under the Kiss a Ho. mistletoe scent
BacoNights
I'm Creaming Of A White Christmas
Kandle Klaus
Attilas buns
Bent Needle Pricks. Pine Scent
Moose knuckles
Blue Spruce Juice
Mrs Claws
who you calling a Ho!
Santas leather boot
Have A TREEmendous Holiday!
Where My Ho's At?
Show Your Jingles
Nut Tap
Tinkle Smells Rock
pineneedle
Shots of Fruitcake rum scented
Get a brewcandle
Glow Clove
Elf'less
XMAS Chest NutButter
Chimney Ass
Jolly Holly
Elf Shenannigans
handle my candle
Donner Dumps
Calmasutra
Oops! SANTA is so CLAUSE
Rudolph's Shid
Knotty Hotty
Never worry about the size of your tree
The Snow flake Americans
Only Naughty
Let me take an elfie
Elf Of A Day
Let it Blow, Let it blow, Let it blow! gasoline scent
Ham
hog nog
Holiday Queef
That's Mint to Happen
Egg Grog
Merry Mistmas cinnamon evergreen scent
Burning Nutz
Hoe Hoe Hoe
Santa's Burp
Santa'S hit
MistleTits
B1tch better have my honey
Candy Came
Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow, Let Her Blow
KissinRudy Brown sugar and cherry scent
Mrs Clause Helper
Spiceitup
Oh, Fudge!
Frosty the Blowman
Santa's "Package"
Batteries Not Included
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
Don't be elfish
Head Lights
Say it ain't snow
Rockin'Santa
Doorstop
Turd Hole Doves
kumquat pudding
Bum Blizzrd
Roll up snowballs
Grandpa's Whisky Whiff
North Stripper Pole
Shtty Gift
Nutting For Christmas
Fart that smells like eggs candles
Kissmeclaus cherry cookie scent
Xmiss Candles
French Kisses
Dreams of Sugar Plumbs
Fragrance.ly
U cut pricks & sticks up in this bitc h
Forbidden Fruitcake is the Sweetest
Give Me Some Sugar
Candle Dove
Bah Rumbug
Chet's Nuts Roasting
Santa's Farts sugar cookie scent
lognog
Tannenbomb
Santas Stache sugar cookies
Jingle poop
I Don't Believe In You Either. Love, Santa
I'm gingerbread rich up in this b!tch
poop shoot chocolate
Yuletide Pie
santascentit
Frosty Funk
Horrid Holly
All I Want For Christmas Is You
Twat Waffle
NuttinOnMe
Pull my finger
Blow Santa Blow
Birches and Ho Ho Ho
you can stuff my stocking anytime!
Naughty Listed
SnowsBalls
SugarSmooching Santa
Bastard Child of Mine
pricky penile nut pine
Very Hot Chocolate
DrummerBuoy
Ewe Stink
Let it Ho, Let it Ho, Let it Ho
Grungy Grinch
Blitzen Bombs for chocholate poops
fairy fart
Pornament
Donner dung
Kiss my pie hole
CBD Potted Plant
Dasher's Downdraft
eggnog kumbang
eggmeon
MistleDough
Nut Cracking
Red & Green Light District
Cloves & Hoofs
Alls In, Balls In
Crackling Fireplace
Snow Dreaming
Eggnogger
Get a whiff of these chestnuts
Rudolph's Red Tip
Elf Drip
Santa's Belt Leather Scent
Dirty Dawg
Holiday Hootenanny
Santa's Gas
B""" Better Have My Cookies
Witches Tit
Snow Dick
Magical SleighRide
Deer Dung
Deez Nutz roasting on an open fire
Angels we have heard are high. cannibus scent or odor eliminator
Somethin for Nuttin
trippin' on egg nog
Comets Brown Eye Whiskey
Dang it Rudolph, I said The Schmidt House
CinndyLuHu
stiffy peppermint
Holly Humps
Elf Spit
Fresh pumpkin coochie spice
Merry Christmas my ass!
Oba
Hold my Nuts
Show Your Silver Jingles
Candle Cuties